Favorite Christmas Quotes

Along the lines of yesterday's post, here's some great Christmas quotes, although some are only vaguely related to Christmas. =)

"The only thing in the world more ridiculous than Christmas is falling in love!"

Ebenezer Scrooge, from "A Christmas Carol"

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"I'm not going to be a shepherd!"

Charlie, in "The Best Christmas Pageant Ever"
A favorite for obvious reasons.

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"Deck da haws wid boughs of hawwy, fah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah."

Chinese restaurant carolers, in "A Christmas Story"

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"If you can't learn to accept ANYTHING on faith, then you are doomed for a life dominated by doubt."

Kris Kringle, in "Miracle on 34th Street"

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"Is this the way government really works?"

Harmony, in "Ernest Saves Christmas"

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"Christmas won't be Christmas without any presents!"

Jo March, from "Little Women"

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"Guy, your face? What is it?"
"Oh, it's just this thing I keep on the front of my head. You know, a couple of eyes, ears, a nose."
"No, no, no, I mean what's the matter?"

Madge & Guy, from "Gifts for Madge & Guy"

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"This is Mary and I'm...Joseph."

Little boy, in "The Bells of St. Mary's"

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"I'm not gunna to make it til Christmas!" (pronounced "kriss-miss")

Joe, probably in Christmas 2007

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"And io, io, io..."

best lyrics ever, from "Ding Dong Merrily on High"

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"I wish it was Christmas or New Year's all the time. Wouldn't it be fun?"

Jo March, from "Little Women"

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"This is a very interesting situation!"

George Bailey, in "It's a Wonderful Life"

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 "The only blind person at Christmastime is he who has not Christmas in his heart."

Helen Keller

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"Seize the blazing yule before us!"

What it sounds like Aunt March is singing in "Little Women"

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"Walking around the Christmas tree like a big fat, big fat, big fat fat."

A. Nony Mous, from the S Household

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"I'm sorry mother, but you're perfectly wrong."

Susan Walker, in "Miracle on 34th Street"

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"I bet it's a warrant for my arrest. I'm going to jail, isn't it wonderful? Merry Christmas!"

George Bailey, in "It's a Wonderful Life"

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"And the angel said to them, 'Fear not, for behold, I bring you good news of great joy that will be for all the people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, who is Christ the Lord.' "

The angel of the Lord, in the Gospel of Luke